6+ mon, 1+ week ago   (394+ words) Words you’re too old to use and bars that shouldn’t exist: an intervention for the terminally online. For instance, here is the entry for “ate.” “While it was cute to appropriate gay culture in your twenties, there’s a distinct desperation…...

6+ mon, 2+ week ago   (532+ words) From Sydney Sweeney’s underwear to Don DeLillo’s hockey sex novel, the column that is terminally online so you don’t have to be is back. The column that is terminally online so that you don’t have to be. It’s been a…...

9+ mon, 2+ week ago   (360+ words) Former president Barack Obama has released his annual end-of-the-year favorites playlist, featuring an eclectic blend of genres. For all the haters who said Barack Obama doesn’t curate his end-of-the-year playlists, the former president has once again dropped his annual list…...

10+ mon, 1+ week ago   (289+ words) For as much as corporations and the swarms of AI bots have taken over the internet, there are still small pockets controlled by humans that are capable of creating weird and interesting stuff—emphasis on the weird. For instance, Jmail,…...

11+ mon, 1+ day ago   (518+ words) It’s almost time to deck the halls, and to some toxic daters, that signals the start of the dating prowl. In fact, some even go so far as to choose a victim to lead on for the cold winter months,…...